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Border patrol officers swoop in, make arrests as firefighters prepare to tackle 3,600-hectare blaze in Washington State.

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[–] FailBetter@crust.piefed.social 62 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

Ok, we have to draw a strong line here.
Firefighters are one of the only categories that are universally agreed upon across every spectrum as a good force of humanity.
This level of evil is redefining too much

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 44 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Not MAGA they are not. My dad hates fire fighters and says taxes should not pay for them. I don't know why he loathe them but he brought it up a few times. I am sure sone right wing shit he listens to today told him so.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What an ass, he should fry the turkey indoors this year

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

And remember: the skin will never crisp right unless you drop the bird in still frozen!

Hope he likes expensive homeowners premiums. That's what you get without a good local fire department.

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Damn, someone hurl a molotov cocktail right quick.

Ok, I guess it doesn't carry across cult spectrums, but isn't that almost the rule for cults?

Is Crassus your neighbor?

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You didn't watched South park S27E02 did ya?

[–] FailBetter@crust.piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I did watch it, but struggle to see the relation still sorry

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Dont be sorry about not understanding. Thats okay.

Well the relation was about the "heaven thing" They dont care if they are "good immigrants" (which is already a horrible term for its own...) all they want is that those people dont live / exists where there are. And this includes people who would save their life's (firefighter)

[–] isaaclw@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I really want to see states like Washington harness their state troopers to track down and "block" ice, or protect their constituents.

But maybe thts just came I live in a currently Red state (VA) that is working with ICE.