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[โ€“] Wilco@lemmy.zip 18 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

People can get addicted to anything. People literally get addicted to water and drink so much it dilutes the sodium in their body.
If you are going to ban porn because one freak spanks his monkey nonstop then you need to ban water as well because people can actually die from those reduced sodium levels ... but won't die from a monkey spanking porn marathon.

[โ€“] Sabata11792@ani.social 7 points 11 hours ago

I hear oxygen is toxic and dissolves you from the insides. We should ban that too.