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#p*rnsober (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 day ago by miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Complicated way of saying:

"since I don't masterbate as much I want to fuck her more."

That would have made for a more punchy LinkedIn headline as well.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 8 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

That makes me feel bad for both of them lol

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

Right? I have to listen because I'm trying to get laid.