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Florida Deploys Police To Stare At Crosswalks, Stop Them From Being Painted Rainbow Colors (www.erininthemorning.com)

submitted 2 days ago by ora@midwest.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You never know when one of those cheeky crossings will turn gay on you.

I looked at the sky the other day after a bit of rain. Boom. Gay. Just like that. It could happen to any of us.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Damn, you caught the gay?

I'm so sorry bro. Want a BJ to cheer you up?

.... No homo.