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The goal is to create hundreds of specialized coding and generative AI agents. 'It should be possible to simulate [Microsoft] entirely with AI,' Musk says.

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[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (10 children)

For the love of god, just OD on ketamine already.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 7 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I don't think that's possible. Ketamine is a great and safe drug with many medicinal purposes

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It's absolutely possible if you're abusing it recreationally, especially if you start mixing it with who knows what else. The biggest risk is respiratory system just shutting off.

That's just an OD though, long term abuse like it's suspected by many that Musk is doing has a whole host of nasty symptoms that you can look up yourself.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

I imagine he's dabbling in nootropics and whatever novel research chemicals his handlers come across.

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