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"The 'burn' part is like what the climate change does, which you are familiar with.
The 'CD' part is like your brain, where the 'burn' causes microplastics to melt in a pattern that stores data."
"Now kids, can anyone tell me why the historians often say 'CDs nutz'?"
::Tiny precocious little scamp raises hand::
"Was that an off shoot of the philosopher Welvin's posit on the 'got eem' principle?"
Very good, student. Got em just like yo mamma did