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[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

60k isn't that much, I frequently run scripts against multiple hundreds of thousands at work. Wtf is he doing? Did he duplicate the government database onto his 2015 MacBook Air?

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago

My fucking events table of my synapse DB in postgres is nearly ten times as large, and I ported that from sqlite no long ago, in a matter of minutes. All of the data is on a 2*3 cluster of old 256GB SSDs, equaling about 1.5TB with Raid 0. That's neither really fast, nor cool. But stable.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

A TI-86 can query 60k rows without breaking a sweat.

If his hard drive overheated from that, he is doing something very wrong, very unhygienic, or both.