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[–] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

So imagine that he IS car jacked. Someone presumably approaches his car and reveals a gun.

Does he... draw a gun every time someone approaches his car.

Draw a gun every time someone approaches his car while black

Use spider sense to figure out who the car jacker and shoot them first like John WIck

Have a 99% chance of being in a position wherein the thug has their gun drawn whilst he doesn't ensuring the act of attempting to draw will result in him getting shot.

Obviously someone could car jack you with a knife or even just a threat of physical force with their fists if they caught you outside your car but once you are in the car and buckled up I would assume short of a gun you would literally just lock the door and drive. If you are worried about being physically dragged out of your car the seatbelt would actually help.

Also most car jackings involve the bad guys actually approaching the car. If you DID want to do "something" the something would be shooting them.

Is he imagining jumping out with his fists of fury and chasing the fleeing thug and anticipating the belt slowing him down?

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Nah, he keeps the seat belt off to run like a bitch.