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Man Steals $21M of Lunar Rocks from NASA to Use During Sex After Promising His Girlfriend the Moon (www.yahoo.com)

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Goddamn, now that is a headline!

My inner J Jonah Jameson is impressed, hire that man immediately!

He already works for us?

Perfect!

Never let him know what we pay anybody else!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Weird way to spell "Cave Johnson."

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 hours ago

I mean, I'm not super familiar with how he's characterized in the comics, but he is characterized this way in the... I guess now the 'older' Spider Man movies.