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[–] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The computer mouse I still use today has a ball in it

[–] deepus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When was the last time you cleaned it out?

[–] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Earlier this week it stopped going up and down, only side to side. Had to clean some crap off the x-axis wheel.

[–] deepus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Good stuff, was imagining a 30 year old mouse with 30 year old crud! 🤮

[–] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 2 points 12 hours ago

Its 30 years old for sure, but its cleaned every other week or so!

Given how fast crud accumulates and how much it impacts use, I don't think that would be usable, and probably wouldn't have been for some years.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Me too. As a toolmaker and engineer, space mice were a thing. But they were stupidly expensive and still are. I was unwilling to spend the money for one. So I use a ball mouse and I still do for when I need to do serious CAD work these days-- designing my next model steam engine.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

I have a 286 which connects through a COM (serial) port. Its mouse also has a ball since solid state lasers hadn't been invented

I'm very glad those mouses are maintainable and seem to last forever