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UFC to host first-ever fight event at the White House (www.bbc.com)

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[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Idiocracy would be a vast improvement over our current predicament, no joke.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ignorant but willing to learn. And laugh about farts, not violence.

IIRC. Maybe I should re-watch it.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Don't forget the Dil-dozer!

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Yeah, there weren't leagues of malevolent rich assholes seeking to make the world worse for their own profits. Just a bunch of idiots who apparently forgot how to think.