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UFC to host first-ever fight event at the White House (www.bbc.com)
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[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, watching two ripped tattooed dudes wrestle in their underwear while inside a literal cage. Macho af

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My favorite thing is taking pictures of them grappling, then putting a black censor bar over the trunks so it looks like they're having sex. Turns out it's really really easy to make it look gay(er).