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White House Wants Big Balls to Get Same Medal as Rosa Parks (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 1 day ago by AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/43965177

An ex-DOGE staffer known as “Big Balls” could end up receiving the highest civilian honor in the United States, placing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mother Teresa.

Somehow the dumbest timeline just upped the ante

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Earth.exe is causing excessive crashes, please save your work and restart.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I'd like to load a backup save please

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sorry, this is a hardcore run. No save scumming.

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

New game+, dlc is extra

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago

Best we can do is unplug it.
Then plug it back in again.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Hmm, well when is the last time you tested those backups to ensure they aren't corrupt?

[–] StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Sometimes I like to imagine that we are in a reincarnation simulation and by the laws of quantum mechanics even if I was reborn exactly the same to relive this life again or even if the universe was started over, it would be completely different even if all variables where exactly the same. It gives me a strange hope.

[–] scintilla@crust.piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

I knew it was somehow windows fault. We should obviously be running Debian.