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[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Broccoli comes from wild mustard, which flowers in order to reproduce.

In fact, many vegetables come from just that single plant - we've cultivated it in so many ways for so many years, we've got some very distinct varieties:

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[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Seriously?? Wow, a friend had been talking my ear off with brassicacea fact and failed to mention this? Thanks for sharing!

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

B. oleracea gets all the fame.

B. rapa never gets the respect it should.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brassica_rapa

Bok Choi

Bomdong

Choy sum

Komatsuna

Mizuna

Napa Cabbage

Rapini

Tatsoi

Turnip

Yellow Sarson

Oil seed Mustard

[–] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wow, TIL that canola oil seed is natural hybridization of B. oleracea (Cabbage) and B. rapa (Chinese Cabbage).

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So then if I eat mustard, I don’t have to eat the rest of that stuff?

[–] mathiouchio@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

Depends, mustard seeds yes. Mustard sauce also yes.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

The germans almost got it right with the naming

English German Comment
Cabbage Kohl "Cabbage?"
Brussel Sprouts Rosenkohl "Rose Cabbage"
Kolarabi Kohlrabi "Rabbi's Cabbage" ^I'm^ ^joking^
Kale Grünkohl "Green Cabbage"
Broccoli Brokkoli "Brother's Cabbage" ^Jk.^ ^They^ ^fucked^ ^up^ ^here^
Cauliflower Blumenkohl "Flower Cabbage"
[–] seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 month ago
  1. my mind is blown
  2. how much time did you spend on that table
[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Kale, Kohl, add Cauli all come from the same Latin word caulis, btw.

[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Brussel sprouts are also called "Kohlsprossen" in some german speaking areas -> cabbage sprouts. Cauliflower is also called "Karfiol" ("Car-fee-o which i dont have a fucking clue how it came to be.

[–] GreatRam@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

From Italian cavolfiore (“cauliflower”), from cavolo (“cabbage”) + fiore (“flower”).

[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I once had someone accuse me of being bourgeoisie for eating Brussels sprouts.

[–] imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've found that anyone who uses bourgeoisie unironically can and should be ignored

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hmn... that sounds like something a bourgeoisie would say to their bourgeoisie friends.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 month ago

no no they're right, a normal person says "bougie"

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

You should've been eating cabbage like a good proletariat /s

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's because of the light-up sneakers, isn't it?

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

It's because of your monocle and top hat.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

In the words of my lord and savior samonella

(I don't know if time stamps are copied on YTLITE, I'll check on my pc and if not edit the link)

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (7 children)

So what is kohlrabi? Is it good? How do you eat/cook it?

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You eat it with your mouth, someone else will be along to tell you how to cook it

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

No I don't. Hence the questions

[–] Leomas@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

You can eat it cooked or raw, I personally prefer raw as a refreshing sweet snack.

in addition to all the stuff people answered you can also cut it in about 1 cm thick slices, bread it and fry it in a pan like a schnitzel, which tastes awesome.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It tastes like broccoli stems. Some are more tender than others (just like with broccoli stems).

I usually slice into little julienned pieces and marinate it in salt and acid for it to wilt into some kind of modified cole slaw.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 0 points 1 month ago

Sliced and sprinkled with salt is good too for crunchy snax.

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Better than Brussels sprouts. Anything is better than that hell.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

The sprouts actually taste better if you lightly blacken them, like asparagus. It's one of the weird veggies where you go a little past maillard.

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

It's basically like a milder/sweeter turnip.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago

Raw, it's a little spicy, similar to radishes. Boiled, it's very sweet. It can take the place of carrots and turnips in soups.

The simplest preparation that'll give you an idea of how the ingredients tastes on its own: cut into thin slices and boil in water with a bit of salt and msg (I personally like to use chicken stock).

The outer layer is very tough and fibrous, so make sure to get rid of that first. Depending on the quality of the bulb, you might also end up with one that's fibrous throughout. Those are not pleasant to eat, and if you happen to get one of those, I assure you that it's not a typical experience.