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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by kiri@ani.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] heavy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean, the comic is fine I guess, but if it implies the Cpp lady is hitting you, it's not. That would be the kernel, the lady did what you told her to do.

[–] senkora@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 months ago

If undefined behavior is triggered anywhere in the program, then it is allowed by the standard for the process to ask the anthropomorphized compiler to punch you.

100% based and standards-compliant comic