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When the bullet dodges you (media.piefed.world)

submitted 4 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)

RUN!!!! To the closest golf course, that new CEO is probably there and just walk up to them and say “fuck you and “your company” I am out!” Then yell to the people around them to not give money to him… “he’s a grifter who is exploiting workers so he can play golf with you!”

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

If you want to hurt him, say something along the line: "The product doesn't work and most of the code is plagiarized". Something that implies that the company is about to hit a rough patch. Something that suggests that investors shouldn't invest, lest they lose their money.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It should also go something like this as well.

[–] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

100%!!

Never seen that movie but now I wanna! Thank you!! 😊

[–] AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The main character is sort of the prototypical modern incel rage fantasy.

I really enjoy this movie it has a lot of awesome scenes of outrage at normal life, but much like the fight club movie or the novel 'Catcher in the Rye' I feel like people often get the wrong idea about what problems it identifies in society and why the main character is a deeply unhealthy response to a sick world.

[–] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Agreed, he’s just a horrid person in and out of acting so it’s savage that he’s trying to pretend he’s not an incel who is a trash actor and hasn’t had anything since his little fame. He’s basically a “D” actor and everything since has been a straight up cash grab because it’s all TRASH!

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yikes, I did not know the dude was a bad person in real life! Thanks for pointing that out!

Also, D-fense, D-list actor! get it?

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Non-EU spelling of defence lol

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 22 hours ago

The consequences of my own actions.

Also having dual citenship in the US and EU (Croatia), this is hella embarrasing.

Thank you for pointing out the error of my ways