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[โ€“] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 5 days ago (3 children)

"Breaking the new computer", to paraphrase my parents.

my dad said Linux broke the computer when I installed Ubuntu as a last ditch attempt to get it to work with failing ram ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

it was blue screening like every 20 minutes before

[โ€“] Matriks404@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

I had a cousin, and I installed I think Linux Mint on his netbook. Few months later my uncle said that I broke the hard drive in that netbook, and I was like "Huh? That's not how any of this works".

[โ€“] Chakravanti@monero.town 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I tried to explain why it wasn't "bad" but then they accused me of making meth.