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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon goes on a diet (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 72 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Theres no logical reason for this to be fake but constantly thinking of shoving things in your mouth can definitely be classified as gay.

[–] TheLunatickle@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Fake: Anon tried to better themselves

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago

It's not my mouth that I want tall, long, and thicksome to be stopping in. Getting it all the way into the throat makes it feminine again.