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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago by SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] exu@feditown.com 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Can't be a relational database, Musk said the government doesn't use SQL.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Lol he also said cybertrucks don't suck ;)

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He said many things.

[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please remember that he is a genius. Only geniuses say a lot of things.

I rest my case.

[–] Tw4tnoM0r3@lemmy.cafe 1 points 4 days ago

You're a genocide apologist bitch and if you were in front of me I would punch you repeatedly in the face until your cheekbones are powdered, you inhumane scum.

[–] Lemmist@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

grep would eat 60k lines without a problem too.