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JD Vance’s team had water level of Ohio river raised for family’s boating trip (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 18 hours ago by octopus_ink@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 71 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I bet that boat needs new upholstery too

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 26 points 17 hours ago

And therapy.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 8 points 15 hours ago

Boat couches are his favorite because they’re waterproof and easy to wash off.

[–] LongLive@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Which bodily fluid are you referring to please?

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 24 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Santorum

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I'm so glad this lives on, lol