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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (5 children)

If we're going to execute people, why can we not make a simple gas chamber and flood it with nitrogen gas? Simple, cheap, foolproof, no legal hassles about suffering or cruel and unusual punishment.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 13 points 3 days ago

Why not just hanging, shooting or beheading? Weird how people are trying to sanitise capital punishment

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

it's long, drawn out, and afaik painful

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

Nitrogen only atmospheres actually kill fairly quickly, and without any warning.

That's what makes industrial nitrogen accidents so terrifying.

The pain of suffocating is mostly your body fighting to get rid of CO2.

Now, there was a prison that recently used "nitrogen" to execute someone. But they were dumbasses with it and didn't let the excess nitrogen and CO2 vent. It was exactly the same as just tying a bag over the guys head.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Not in the slightest painful. You'll never notice anything going wrong. Nitrogen masks have been tried and failed awfully. That's why I said gas "chamber".

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Even though there's no physical pain, opponents argue that the process involves great mental and emotional pain.

But I agree that it is one of the most humane and practical forms of involuntary euthanasia. Not that such a thing should be desired in the first place.

[–] nelly_man@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They have performed a handful executions using nitrogen gas over the last few years in Mississippi and Alabama. From what I understand, the people have all shown signs of distress and oxygen hunger during the executions, and the autopsies show signs of distress.

I think the pathologist that reviewed the first such execution had said that it would likely have gone better if a sedative were administered beforehand. However, I'm pretty sure that nitrogen hypoxia executions were being used because pharmaceutical companies were unwilling to provide medications for use in legal injections, so that would likely extend to sedatives for use during executions. But in the absence of sedatives, the process is panic inducing, which causes people to resist inhaling the nitrogen, which in turn means that they are not exhaling as much carbon dioxide and thus experience the panic associated with suffocation.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip -1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe we could fill it with nerve gas to spice things up

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

On take your daughter to work day of all days?!

Edit: Tired brain mixed up neurotoxin and nerve gas