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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 83 points 3 days ago (2 children)

All seven media witnesses to the execution agreed he appeared to be in discomfort.

NO SHIT!! HE APPEARED TO BE IN DISCOMFORT?!

I wonder why?

[–] PleaseLetMeOut@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Probably gas. I get the same way after eating too much fiber.

[–] Die4Ever@retrolemmy.com 7 points 3 days ago

those last meals can be real belly bombs

This is such a strange thing to write. I don't really understand this

Why is it treated like it's meant to be a day at work or something? Or a routine procedure? This is some very strange form of normalization