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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago by SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This cannot be real, wtf. This is cartoon levels of ineptitude.

Or sabotage by someone heading out? Please let this be resistance sabotage they haven’t noticed yet.

[–] turnip@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

You guys arent running your software off raspberry pi's with sdcards from the gas station?

My allowance is 5$ a month!

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think my Pi could process 60k rows without overheating. And the poor thing is dangling behind my bookshelf from its power cord with a fine layer of dust coating every inch of it.

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why would you do this to that poor rPi?

[–] WagyuSneakers@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Electronics get what they deserve.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Look, all I’m saying is give Pis a chance.