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Denmark zoo asks public to donate unwanted small pets or horses to feed captive predators (www.cbsnews.com)

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[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

And then chase the body around.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

That is the point of the cone. It calms them down so that they don't panic. Use a very sharp blade so that the head gets cut off in one blow.

The running around is a result of them panicking. When they are calm they don't do that and there is way less blood.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 1 points 32 minutes ago

Sorry, I was mainly just making a joke about the headless chicken

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken