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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You don't add the "online banking" or "web client" interface in [FORTRAN]

Don't kink shame.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago

My first network stack was written in assembly for a Motorola 68k. It was hot.

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

The extreme masochists begin to back slowly away in alarm.