this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2025
288 points (98.3% liked)

Programmer Humor

25395 readers
1927 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
anzo@programming.dev
Feyter@programming.dev
BurningTurtle@programming.dev
pylapp@programming.dev
288
Seems someone out there is really mad about memory safety (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 2 days ago by reboot6675@sopuli.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
9 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] xoggy@programming.dev 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah, this guy is clearly riled up about lifetimes.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 18 points 2 days ago

Just use ’static everywhere