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Anon witnesses excellent security (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Object@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I am becoming increasingly more appreciative of the fact that I have root access to "my" company provided work device.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

My boss went so far as to buy Macs because we have "special needs" (we don't) because otherwise we'd be forced to use the corporate locked down crap. I'm not a big fan of macos (prefer Linux), but root access sure is nice.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I had to move to a Mac because of iOS development. Now I'm stuck with a Mac because the fucking thing refuses to break.

[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait till they learn about Jamf Pro and Mosyle 😜 (Well… granted they also have to deploy it correctly after..)

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

They did make us install Crowdstrike after 3-ish years of no spyware. We still have root access, they can just see every time I update my packages.