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Anon breaks up (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

defend yourself criminally

Robust criminal defense

These court proceedings aren't criminal cases. They're more like hearings on restraining orders and things of that nature. Like I said, this is generally less than a single day's work for a lawyer, 2-5 hours.

I'm comparing middle of the road prices for handguns ($500-$1200) to middle of the road prices for a lawyer who can handle one of these hearings ($500-$1500). I still think it's financially irresponsible to own more than 3 guns and not have a $1000 emergency fund.