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I understand the idea. But many people have hugely mistaken beliefs about what the C[++] languages are and how they work. When you write ADC EAX, R13 in assembly, that's it. But C is not a "portable assembler"! It has its own complicated logic. You might think that by writing ++i, you are writing just some INC [i] ot whatnot. You are not. To make a silly example, writing
int i=INT_MAX; ++i;
you are not telling the compiler to produce INT_MIN. You are just telling it complete nonsense. And it would be better if the compiler "prevented" you from doing it, forcing you to explain yourself better.I get what you're saying. I guess what I'm yelling at the clouds about is the common discourse more than anything else.
If a screw has a slotted head, and your screwdriver is a torx, few people would say that the screwdriver won't allow them to do something.
Computers are just tools, and we're the ones who created them. We shouldn't be submissive, we should acknowledge that we have taken the wrong approach at solving something and do it a different way. Just like I would bitch about never having the correct screwdriver handy, and then go look for the right one.