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Q: What’s the difference between Epstein’s client list and his alleged black book?
A: The black book includes alternate cover art, gilded page edges, and a foreword by actor Kevin Spacey.
Q: Is Donald Trump named in the Epstein files?
A: There is no record of Epstein’s best friend hanging out with him.
Q: Does a cabal of super-rich pedophiles really exist?
A: It’s more of a loose friend group.
Q: Who was president when Epstein mysteriously died in prison?
A: The alleged suicide took place in between the end of Obama’s second term and the beginning of the Biden administration.