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Ah yes... NULL has been shipped (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

SCP Agent: What's in the box?

SCP Scientist: Nothing

SCP Agent: So, what's the big deal? Just open it. Or toss it out. I almost tripped on it and spilled my coffee...

SCP Scientist: You don't understand. Our measurements show that there's nothing in the box. It contains, or rather doesn't contain, a complete absence of space, time, and matter. It's a hole in the universe that is inexplicably cordoned off from the air in this room, and everything else in it, by a flimsy cardboard shell.

SCP Agent: ...

SCP Agent: Is that bad?

SCP Scientist: Very.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago

“Soundwave… what is in the box?”

“Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku is in the box.”

“What is a Hatsune Miku?”

Soundwave’s Arch Nemesis