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there's no escape! brew another cup! (mander.xyz)
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[โ€“] Wolf@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Put a lock on the wheel and charge people $0.99 to temporarily unlock it.

[โ€“] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Evil. I like it! Maybe some mandatory ad viewing somehow shoehorned into the unlocking process as well.