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There are no medals waiting for you by writing overly clever code. Trust me, I’ve tried. There’s no pride. Only pain.
It really depends on your field. I'm doing my master's thesis in HPC, and there, clever programming is really worth it.
Well as long you know what you’re doing and weigh the risks with the benefits you’re probably ok.
In my experience in the industry, there’s little benefit in pretending you’re John Carmack writing fast inverse square root. Understanding what you wrote 6 months ago outweighs most else.
Clever as in elegantly and readable or clever as in a hack that abuses a bug/feature and you need to understand the intricacies to understand half of it?
Honestly, also the latter. If you are using hundreds of thousands of cores for over 100h, every single second counts.
Not only that, but everyone who sees that code later is going to waste so much time trying to understand it. That includes future you.
That what comments and documentation are for.
A yes, comments.
Haha, meaningful, informative comments that make it easier to understand the code of course. ;)
Debugging code is always harder that writing it in the first place. If you make it as clever as you can, you won't be clever enough to debug it.
Some junior will call it ”skill issues” and then write the most unreadable code ever.
But I must o p t i m i z e! ó_ò
Yes, let's spend two hours on figuring out optimal values of preallocating a vector for your specific use-case. It's worth the couple of microseconds saved! Kleinvieh macht auch Mist.