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Anon does the shopping (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 months ago (3 children)

who are you even talking to?

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 45 points 3 months ago (3 children)

the OP from 2015 I'm assuming. Who knows maybe Amazon will let him return them?

Or may Jeff Bezos will personally laugh in his face and have a wedding at his house. Hard to say.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Jeff Bezos having a wedding in random peroples' houses is a running joke I will make for the rest of my life just letting you know.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

God I wish Jeff Bezos would have a wedding in my house. I'd hide in the ceiling and drop bear him with a steak knife.

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Probably me, who's about to order these plates and keep them forever.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

the oop lol