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submitted 5 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 131 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Hello, Rust developer. [My name, etc.] It works fine, and is written in C++. [Rest of challenge is the same.]

Truly diabolical

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 59 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But it's not memory safe!!

[–] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I know!! How can Jigsaw claim it "works fine"? He'd probably say something like "it's battle-tested and state of the art." What does that even mean??

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago

Military-grade.