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Conservatism Saved As Muslim Sex Trafficker Brought Back To U.S. (babylonbee.com)

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (31 children)

I thought the Babylon Bee would love Andrew Tate.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 34 points 1 week ago (30 children)

Apparently the thought of him being a Muslim is too much for them

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (28 children)

I had no idea he was Muslim.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago

I assume he’s about as much a Muslim as trump is a Christian (ie only when it’s convenient, and he probably doesn’t know what all those words mean in that order, anyway)

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