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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 75 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

You can picture it, can't you. The entire thing covered in shitty gold spray paint. My God, it's becoming so clear now...

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Edit: Fun fact, Grok wouldn't create the same image featuring Kamala Harris.

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 20 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] RQG@lemmy.world 48 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Images from the Future are usually not as clear.

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 21 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Wait until that 20/20 hindsight

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Far fewer visionaries emerged in 2020 than those of us with a penchant for puns would have liked 🫤

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 16 hours ago

Good point 😁

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Tacheon particles traveling backwards through (what you perceive as) time are clouding visibility into the near future

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 hours ago

Could you set the arm at a slightly lower and rightward angle? Open palm, maybe?