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Git Commit Message (lemmy.zip)

submitted 2 days ago by randomlemmyuser@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

git commit -m "A spirit trapped within a tree, no mouth to scream or eyes to see. A cage of bark, a prison of wood. A thing of rage where nature stood."

[–] Ferk@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

git commit -m "$(fortune | cowsay)"