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Kevin Spacey calls for the release of the 'Epstein files' (www.standard.co.uk)
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‘For those of us with nothing to fear, the truth can’t come soon enough,’ the actor shared on X

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[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 42 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.

-- Edwin Edwards

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ is that a real quote? It's accurate AF. Like, uncomfortably accurate.