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Kevin Spacey calls for the release of the 'Epstein files' (www.standard.co.uk)

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‘For those of us with nothing to fear, the truth can’t come soon enough,’ the actor shared on X

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[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The only true thing Trump has ever uttered was that he could shoot someone on 5th Ave and not lose support.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That is so not true. He also said "I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait."

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fair enough! Two true things.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

You know what though? I bet he was lying. I bet he doesn't just start kissing them. I bet he does wait. That's totally what TACO would do.