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Dr. Oz Tells Americans Who Are Concerned About Medicaid Cuts to Eat Less Cake (truthout.org)

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[–] mhague@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would try cannibalism and eat this man. I think human skin is close enough to pig skin to for us to harvest MAGA bacon.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I can say confidently there isn't a person in this administration I would eat. with the rampant drug use and sex trafficking I don't even want to look at their diseased riddled bodies.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 2 points 1 day ago

Same. We have enough micro plastics in our diet.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

bobby brainworms is all worms. noem is all plastic, plus blondie and levitt. and oz? does he consume his own snakesoil.