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Dr. Oz Tells Americans Who Are Concerned About Medicaid Cuts to Eat Less Cake (truthout.org)

submitted 2 days ago by Pro@reddthat.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] karashta@sopuli.xyz 48 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh cool. Not eating cake will surely clear up the brain damage from my head trauma

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean....have you tried?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

No.

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

You obviously left out the part about how you OD'd on cake then fell down the stairs like the addict you are. Pathetic