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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] ALiteralCabbage@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Try 3 cats, it's the shit.

My sloth demon wants me to play the new mario kart and eat curries. I have married her.