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Experiment finds yoghurt can lower house temperature (www.bbc.com)

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[–] ater@lemmy.world 41 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I used to work at a zoo. When you introduce a new animal to an exhibit, you soap the window so they don't hurt themselves in their confusion. Just... Take a bar of soap and fog up the window with it.

Probably smells a lot better too.

[–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

If im a monkee in da zoo imma lick that shit doe 🙊🐒🐵🙉