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[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

isn't the embodiement of the sin

So it's not actually a giant sloth with big titties like I was imagining? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

This sounds like a big win. I wasn't going to cure cancer or be president anyway. At least with the sloth demon, I don't have to worry about having a job to pay my bills. The demon's got it covered.