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[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (3 children)

I'm convinced that Jira is difficult on purpose to sell more consultancy and gold partnerships and trainers

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 11 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

No consultancy can ever make Jira fast. It’s incredible that it takes several seconds just to open a motherfucking goddamn issue.

I swear all their SQL is select * from *;

[–] DragonSidedD@monero.town 6 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

As a person who has designed several enterprise data models, I would like to personally congratulate the entire middle school class that belched up Atlassian's

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