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Anon takes shots at Donkey Kong (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I always feel like Diddy controls better than Donkey somehow (even though that's probably untrue), and the fact that he holds barrels in front means you can safely run forward into an enemy without getting hurt. That made all the difference to me as a kid.

Plus he wears a cool hat!

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

Diddy all day. His cartwheel felt so much snappier than Donkey's roll. I felt like I could jump farther with him.