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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

What on Earth would have to possess me to get in that situation in the first place?!

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Kidnapping by your local terrorist sex workers(they are trying unionize).

[–] agelord@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Why did they get ionized in the first place?