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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Yes I support the United States Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic 😏

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

And the ones behind the FBI director's back.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

At this point, we're gonna end up have two "congress", two "supreme court", two "president". Two groups of people having their own definitions and interpretations of what "The Constitution" means.

A Divided States of America

Coming soon in the 2029 season of ~~USA~~ DSA (Divided States of America)

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 2 points 8 hours ago

I welcome that. It is better than living in the Fascist States of America for the rest of my life.