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[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago (5 children)
[–] flippinfreebird@lemmy.today 3 points 16 hours ago

Ain't no way booger lip isn't making noises that'll give it away.

With Donald Trump hitting the balls from behind.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 11 hours ago

I snap a photo and now I have blackmail material

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

If I could choke him to death after, that would be a consolation prize I'd be fully and gladly willing to accept.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

I don't know what this means but it makes me giggle.

[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!